• band kid: *compares everything to marching band*

whiteboywaves:

why would you ask for nudes. go turn off safe search and google titties wtf stone age bitches can’t work a internet

hahry:

a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle

treating a woman with respect and regarding her as a human being doesn’t automatically mean ur cock deserves to get stroked sorry to break it to u

(Source: greatwhiteprivilege)

  • skeleton jerking off: *xylophone sounds*
thelastmellophone asked:
How come we haven't met yet?

Probably because I’m forgetful and lame I’m sorry dude! Let’s meet at Allentown?



drumcorpshero:

randomproximity:

Crown’s drum major moving a cone for Phantom

This is everything.

(Source: youtube.com)

wearingly:

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

(Source: cooldude10000million)